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Galled between the legs?

Postby Survival Bill » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:08 am

Someone will tell me that cooler weather is upon us and this should had been posted last May! But when those big red patches show up between ones legs from rubbing against each other. Apply corn starch often and liberally till the pain subsides. Be sure to put some on before going to bed. The next morning you will be much improved. Some places call it corn flower. No not corn meal it will make matters worse and your already miserable enough. The stuff that your wife thickens brown gravy and soups with. If you have never tried this and are prone to getting in this condition you would gladly pay $5.00 for a half a cup full in some pretty package after trying it once if you were in said condition!


I have found that A&D oitment works wonders on that problem.
Honestly, is anything worse or more uncomfortable than being "gallded" in the summertime? or ANYTIME!
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Re: Galled between the legs?

Postby Hillbilly » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:29 pm

I'm not sure you are writing about, what I am thinking of, as I read your post. But there is also (maybe the same thing you are writing about) a condition that is referred to as Crotch Rot by men. When you get really sore and raw, high up between your legs. A good field cure is to wash the area with soap and water and take Athletes Foot Powder and put on the sore area. Crotch Rot is nothing more than a yeast infection and the Athletes Foot Powder will cure it. A good tip if you are out in the field for a good while. Make sure you do not get the powder on your anus or you will wish you had a lake to jump into. LOL
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Re: Galled between the legs?

Postby fourx » Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:57 pm

The original function of the Flower Girl at weddings was to carry a container- suitably decorated of course- full of corn starch , in case of emergency during the wedding ceremony.
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